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This is not a tacky attempt to get hold of your e-mail address and spam you to death. 
I have no wish to be a pest to gardeners, or anyone else. 
I  swear on a stack of seed catalogues that I won't sell your e-mail address to . . . 
Publishers Clearing House, the National Enquirer, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, George W, 
or any other living soul or heartless entity -- even Julian Assange (don't kid yourself, he's already got it). 
Nor will I scrawl it on the wall of any building or in any public washroom, 
and you will never receive e-mail addressed to "Dear internet friend". 
That's it! Nothing else. Period. 
Your e-mail address is safe forever. 
No salesman will call. 

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