Dirk is a solitary soul with his own agenda.
He's been called a couch potato with a mean
streak. Currently single, he lives with his
parents. His birth date is November 11.
He'll play for hours at Nintendo and is a
movie buff. His favourite feature films are
Out of Africa and Born Free. He is also an
aspiring singer/songwriter who has travelled
around the country performing in various
2nd out Seven of Nine the
Seven comes from a very large family. Her
favourite TV shows are The Sopranos and Sex
and the City. She enjoys all types of music,
depending on her mood, ranging from Barry
Manilow to Eminem. When she's ready to
dance, she enjoys funky, soulful, house
music. Her birth date was this morning.
1st out Sadie Slug
Sadie's perfect day consists of eating a
good breakfast followed by a ride on her
motorcycle to the mountains with her husband
and her best friend. After a hike, she'll
play racquetball, take a shower, have
dinner, then watch TV. Her favourite show is
Rosie. She says her quest in life continues
to be to "live the life less ordinary."
6th out Arnold Ant
Arnold is a rover who defines himself as
spontaneous, outgoing and creative. His
hobbies are weightlifting, running, and
rollerblading. He especially enjoys wall
climbing, herb gardening, collecting art,
hiking in the mountains and loves
picnicking. He can be aggressive when
3rd out Stella Spidermite
Stella and her friends built their own
shelter and brought all the supplies
necessary to survive in the harsh
environment of the local mall. An aggressive
athlete, she plays competitive hockey (right
defence), though she admits she spends most
of the time in the penalty box.
Additionally, she has studied martial arts,
receiving a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
4th out Rich Rabbit
Rich describes himself as outgoing,
athletic, and determined, with a very
positive attitude. He enjoys riding
motorcycles, hiking, running, and writing
poetry. Twice divorced and a father of many,
he describes his life as perfect since he
met the girl of his dreams. He is a virgo.
Earl likes nothing better than a good hike
or a game of racquetball. After, he'll take
a shower, have dinner, see a movie while
eating a big bag of popcorn and then head
home to bed. He's an early riser,
comfortable with a few close friends, but
considers himself a bit of a loner. Enjoys
puttering around the garden.
7th out Kimmi Caterpillar
Voted gal with the most potential in high
school, Kimmi dislikes travel, but loves
eating (a vegan, she will not eat land
dwelling animals). She also enjoys watching
the sun set. Her favourite motion pictures
are Cruel Intentions and Beauty and the
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