| The Groundlings Garden Club ~ Shirl |
| The International Society of Mad Gardeners ~ Dibble
(Join
them) |
| The Dirt Movers Garden Club ~ Gneville |
| The Rake and Bake Garden and Cooking Club ~ Bill |
| Sheds and Beds Garden Group ~ Simon |
| Dibbles-R-Us ~ Angela |
| Grow and Mow Lawn Loonies ~ Weedman |
| Potters Inc. ~ Alex |
A Bunch of Manure
Slim Pickins
Godesses on Their Knees
Here we Hoe Again
The Other Side of the Fence Club
Hi-hoe Hi-hoe it's off to Hoe We Go
A Bunch of Mad Ones ~ Pat |
| The Perennial Slug Hunter Society ~ Dianne |
Tantalizing Tillers
Hearts 'N' Spades ~ Lazlo |
| The Grateful Deadheaders ~ Cindy |
| The Dirty Dozen ~ Shirley |
MudMuckers International (exclusive, for men
only). ~ Ellen
For the women's branch, see
below. |
Soiless Susies International ~ Ellen
(exclusive, for women tired of cleaning up after MudMuckers
members.) |
Potted Daisies Horticultural Society ~ Ellen
(for people reliving the 60's and want to get potted again). |
| Dirty Planting, Gardening on the Edge ~ Joanne |
Pollen Partners -
A parson's positively portrayed persistant preemptory party protocol
preventing perilous perculation to perdition. Pious popular
pastor
pimping pilloried pops to pinch peak pinnacle of past plight in placid
place. Particular perorate phlegmatic padre provided periodic
pagota
(or piazza) placed pitch: petitioning pandering patch of pastel (perky
primrose, periwinkle, petunia, posy, poppy and phlox produced)
perigynous
petal patterns, peduncles (pedicels), pistils and potent perfumes,
primarily
patronized by penitent people - parents packing a papoose and
purposefully
participating as a post-pair perfidy panacea paragon path to pick-up
proverbial
pieces. (Paraphrased and pronounced "PP" - prespicuously phonetic
phooey - or pick piddle, perhaps). (repeat ten times, fast) ~ Laszlo
Editor note: I'm perplexed! I think
it's a mission
statement. |
| Dishing the Dirt (container garden club)
~ Vicky |
The Passionate Growers Club (short form: PG
Club)
No Parental Guidance required. ~ Perry |
| Any Which Way You Can Garden Club ~ Mabel |
We Love to Weed in Bikinis Club
The Topless Gardeners -- We Weed For Free ~ Pam |
| The One Foot Now, Six Feet Later club ~ Heather |
| Ready Set Grow Club ~ Debbie |
| All Thumbs Garden Club (actual name!) ~ Debbie |
| Rooted ~ Jennifer |
| Muddy Shoes Crew ~ Heather |
| Garden Gurus ~ Priscilla |
| The What's Housework Got to do With Gardening
Club ~ Ann |
| The Organic Manics ~ Annie
|
| Horticultural Porno Club ~ Sue This refers
to the pictures in magazines, like Martha Stewart's, where the gardens
are meticulously groomed and everything is matched perfectly and every
flower is at its peak - with no dead heading possiblities in sight - no
weeds in sight, no cracked pots etc. Our belief is that one day
our
gardens will look like these pictures! |
| The Weed Whackers, The Ground Hogs,
Dirtbusters, ~ Chuck |
| Dirty Does Un's ~ Hugh |
| The Down and Dirty Diggers ~ Joan |
| The Mudd Slingers Garden Club ~ Gypsy |
| The Trowel Huggers ~ Trish |
| Simply the Best Damn Garden Club In the World ~
Melodee |
| Bowers of Flowers, Dig This! ~ Ro |
| Bloomer Boomers Club ~ Maryann |
| Our Gardens-A Little Piece of Heaven ~ Valerie |
| Muddy Putters & Potters ~ Deb |
| Inspired Gardeners Club ~ Carol |
| Happy Planting Club ~ Barabara |
| Muddy Road Gardeners ~ Cheryl |
Pucker Up With Our Tulips
A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To The Potting Shed ~ Lynne |
| The Blooming Garden Club ~ Marge |
| Dust Busters ~ Jo |
| The Diggers Club (can you dig it) ~ Rudy |
| The Down and Dirty Gardener ~ Kathie |
| It's All Dirt Under the Fingernails, Ground
Deep, Bloomers ~ Sue |
| The Horticulturally Challenged Club ~ Anne
Marie |
| The Gardeners of Weedn' ~ Elaine
|
Landscapes Of Love
Gardening -- A Labor Of Love
Mining Gardeners Gold
Gardening With Gusto ~ Ivy |
| Dig In Club ~ Beverly |
Flower Plowers
The Blooming Idiots ~ Chuck |
| Dirt Shared Here ~ Emily |
| Come Grow With Us Gardening Club ~ Susanne |
| The Happy Tillers Garden Club ~ Shirley |
| The Dirt Dabblers -- Have Trowel, Will Travel ~
Patricia |
| Green Fingers Anonymous ~ Ken |
| The Dirty Fingernails Society ~ Sheila |
| Can You Dig It ~ Bernadine |
| The Ground Hogs ~ Chuck
|
| North Carolina Daylily Fans ~ Jack |
| The Mudslingers ~ Mary |
| Come Play in the Dirt With Us Garden Club ~ Katie |
| Tree and a turd organic gardening club ~ Pete
the
Gardener |
| Our Pretty Bloomers ~ Dazy |
| Pretty Soiled ~ Sheila |
| Come Grow With Us ~ Jo-Anne |
| Muddy Fingers ~ Valerie Marie |
| Dig it! The Earthworms Club ~ Anne |
| The Twisted Vines ~ Mary |
| The Good Earth Garden Club ~ Margot |
| So You Don't Know the First Thing About
Plants,eh? ~ Lynne |
| Hoe Hoe Hum and a Bottle of Rum Garden Club ~ Karen |
Girl Wackers Gardening Club
Dirty Girls Garden Club
The Earthmovers Gardening Club
Wine and Whine Garden Club
Sore Knees Garden Club
Petal Pushers ~ Karen |
| Dirty Hoes Garden Club ~ Shauna |
The Potted Weeds Club
The Oak Branch -- Gardener Fellowship sprouted with care and
rooted in tradition. ~ Stephen |
| Whispering Weeds ~ Patricia
|
Hoe down!
POT R US Garden Club: Power of Tilling with Results of
Utopian Splendor
Rainbow Splashes
Groundbreakers
The Rake's progress
Mud 'n' Pot
Weed, Pot, 'r Stoned, the Legal Way
Oh, the Terra of It All! ~ Kate |
| Hoes, Whackers and Weeds Garden Club ~ Cheryl |
| The Garden Party ~ Rosemary |
| Gods and Goddesses of Dirt Gardening Club ~ Laurel |
| The Grubby Ladies Garden Club ~ Patricia |
| To Grow or Not Garden Club~Marg |
| Super Scoopers ~ Michelle |
| All The Dirt On Gardening, Ma . . . I Grew The
Hoe Thing! ~ Monique |
| Sow What, Reaping What You Have Sown ~ Louise |
| The Clod Hoppers ~ Lisa |
| The Crackpot Society of Gardening Enthusiasts ~
Marie |
| Dirty Knuckles Garden Club ~ Janet |
The Digger's Den
Hobson's Hoers (but be sure to pronounce in 2 syllables!)
Worms 'r' Us
Hit the Dirt Club
The Pass the Shovel Dear, I'm going going in Society ~ Pat |
| Finally - NO MORE MOLES!!! ~ David |
Dirt Dwellers
As the Earth Turns
Humous Among Us
Greedy Green Plantophiles
Titillating Tillers
Saggy Sowers
Sod Busters
Blistered Beauties
Weedless Wonders ~ Wendy |
Giggling with Gardners Club
Hole This Gardening Club ~ Garden Fairy |
Multifloral Garden Club
The Garden Years Club
The Dirty Bulbs Club
The Cultivaters Society ~ Sandy |
| The Diamond Drill Rock Garden Club ~ Suzanne |
| The "Everything Else is Details" Garden Club ~ Linda |
Weeds No More Club
The Back Acres
Plant Traders
Mowers & Sowers
Seeders & Weeders
The Flower Powers ~ Pam
Lovers of Lupins ~ Karen
Breed and Go Garden Club ~ JG
Compost a Note ~ Linda
Garden Gurus ~ Priscilla
Hearts n Spades
Tantalizing Tillers ~ Lazlo
A Scent of Late Bloomers ~ Jean |
See
entries from previous contests here 
