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    Scratch and sniff
     
    Here it is!
    Another breakthrough from garden software developers, Dibblesoft.
    The beta version of an amazing new scratch and sniff program.
    And it really works!
    This new technology will be the perfect addition to any garden site on the web. You will now be able to take a garden tour and actually smell the roses, exchange fragrances of your favourite flowers by e-mail,
    or even share the joy of a freshly turned compost heap.
    Imagine!
    Soon, you won't have to lift a shovel to experience the perfect garden.
    No more dirt under the fingernails,  no more aching back,
    no more worrying about whether it's going to rain or not.
    The joys of gardening will all be here at your fingertips (and nose).
    Go ahead, try this amazing technology now!



    (looks like a dandelion but smells like a rose)
    INSTRUCTIONS

      • Lean forward.
      • Using the mouse claw, gently scratch and click the flower icon.
      • Take a good sniff. Avoid touching your computer screen with your nose -- the static may blast out your sinuses.
      • Shake your head in amazement.
      • Holler WOW! So loud that people come running.~

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    Didn't work for you?
    Okay, try this one. It's flawless!
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     


    Amazing, isn't it?

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