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    Diary of a Mad Gardener
    (The Christmas gift for gardeners)

    2014 Chelsea Flower Show Tour

      Pictures of Plants, Gardens, and Strange Stuff

    About David Hobson
    He'll answer your emails and never, ever spam you
    		 Mad Gardeners

    Pass the test and get a free certificate to prove what all your friends are saying
    Soiled Reputations
    A gift for gardeners
    How's your reputation? Are you a competitive gardener?
    Garden Tales
    The old yard
    Chuckle your way down the garden path
    Garden News (GNN)
    Not CNN
    Garden news, a nice change from the usual six o'clock traffic and weather reports
    Dibble's Daily Diary
    They don't bite
    Dibble, the passionate, radical, and almost committed gardener
    		 My Garden
    The old yard
    See the garden without leaving the comfort of your wonky wheeled office chair
    Newspaper Column
    Win a prize
    Just a little more serious.
    Updated weekly
    Contests
    Win a prize
    Be a winner! Far better odds than scratch and lose tickets  
    Bug Checker
    They don't bite
    Take care of bug problems, permanently    		 Cat and Gnome Poll
    What do you think?
    Get the facts. See how much gardeners of the world love this pair
    		 Buy the Book

    Perfect gift for any gardener
    Links
    You gotta have em
    Could do with a weeding but there are a few gems in here
    Garden Jokes
    Are you lost in the shrubbery?
    Corny, really, really corny
    A Garden Quiz
    They don't bite
    Test your knowledge
    Impress your friends
    		 Scratch and Sniff
    Revolutionary!
    Revolutionary software. You'll think you're under a rose arbour
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    See Survivor in the Garden
    And lots more funny garden stuff from past contest entries here . . .
    Garden movies | Garden songs | Gardener's tee shirts |  Gardening outfits | Weird planters
    You know you've been gardening too long when . . . | What to do with all those zucchinis
    Strange things in the garden | Bizarre garden Headlines | Survivor | Things found buried in a garden
    Unlikely garden books
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    as the counter staff at McDonalds have said, "Have a nice day."
    The Garden Humour Website is highly ranked by all search engines,. It has been featured on both MSN and Yahoo,
    in Sympatico's NetLife magazine, Canadian Gardening magazine, and has popped up in numerous newspapers,
    including the Wall Street Journal and The Sydney Morning Herald.
    Content has also been "borrowed" for countless garden club newsletters around the world.
    Have a nice day!
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