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                      Humour (Hortus facetiae). The aphids are coming,
                      the aphids are coming

    The Mad Gardener Society

    Are you passionate about plants?
    Do your friends and family think you are obsessed?
    Simply take the test below to confirm that you are truly a  mad gardener.
    Pass the test, and on application you will receive an authentic personalized
    certificate of membership in the world's first cyber garden club for committed gardeners
    (or gardeners that should be committed).

    See other mad ones. See the Book!
      
    1. I have grown plants in . . .
    2. I have moved a new shrub or plant . . . 
    3. My monthly water bill is . . .
    4. I have rescued seeds from . . . 
    5. I choose plants because . . .
    6. I'm usually in the garden . . . 
    7. My friends and family say I'm . . . 
    8. I talk to my plants . . .

    Am I a mad gardener?

    See other mad ones

    The Garden Humour Website.
    Any resemblance of characters to persons living, dead,
    or on a compost heap is purely coincidental

    This is not a tacky attempt to get hold of your e-mail address and spam you to death. 
    I have no wish to be a pest to gardeners, or anyone else. 
    I  swear on a stack of seed catalogues that I won't sell your e-mail address to . . . 
    Publishers Clearing House, the National Enquirer, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, George W, 
    or any other living soul or heartless entity -- even Julian Assange (don't kid yourself, he's already got it). 
    Nor will I scrawl it on the wall of any building or in any public washroom, 
    and you will never receive e-mail addressed to "Dear internet friend". 
    That's it! Nothing else. Period. 
    Your e-mail address is safe forever. 
    No salesman will call. 

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