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    I'm a gardener....Can you dig it?

    I can grow gold! My garden is 24 carrots!

    I call it my "Honeymoon garden"... 

    I grow Lettuce alone. ~ John C.

    With fronds like us, who needs anemones?

    For 'The Good Dirt', talk to your friendly gardener! ~ John W.

    Gardeners do it down and dirty.

    If I wanted an easy care garden, I would have planted weeds.

    Gardeners are not blooming idiots.
    ~ Cathy

    When gardeners do it they get dirty

    Gardeners work with the Creator

    This gardener is a blooming idiot
    ~ Kevin

    I'd rather be gardening

    I PLAY DIRTY... all gardeners do
    ~ Gumby

    Perennially optimistic ~ Anna

    Co-ed naked gardeners do it in the dirt.

    Soiled Again ~ Donna

    Gardeners Grow Without VIAGRA

    I'm gardening my way through menopause

    Gardening - Nature's Prozac
    ~ Jennifer

    By the time you find greener pastures, you cant climb over the fence.
     
    To grow them is to love them.
     
    When the going gets tough, the tough get growing.
     
    I garden, therefore I weed.
     
    So many weeds, so little time.
     
    If life gives you weeds, ....make herbal tea.

    You will reap what you sow and more.
     
    Bloom where you are planted.
     
    Old gardeners never die.  They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.
     
    To plant a seed and wait is to believe. 

    Dig this 

    Gardeners have all the dirt.

    In the garden of life, sink your roots deep and leave them undisturbed.
    ~Nancy

    Thank God for Dirt ~ Shirley

    Gardeners are green without envy.

    Gardeners are well grounded.

    Gardening is plant parenthood.
    ~ Rachel

    Gardeners are "seedy"

    Weeds are Like People, "We may be different but you gotta dig us"
    ~ Lyndsay

    It may look like manure, but it's bread and butter to a gardener.

    Hoe, hoe, hoe!  That's a good one!

    There are fairies in the bottom of my garden, but what the hell, they gotta live, too. ~ Leon

    To garden is to be creative. ~ Liz

    Have you hugged a worm today? 

    This is a blooming tee shirt 

    SOD off, weeds ~ Nigel

    Gardeners work weekends

    www.garden.com (weedin' workin' an waitin') ~ Butterfly

    Weed 'Em and Reap ~ April

    Thank God for Dirt ~ Shirley

    With dirty hands, and grubby knees, brings pretty flowers, sure to please.

    A name for God's weed, is a Rose
    ~ Elaine

    Water the seeds not the weeds.
     
    Plant kindness...gather love.
     
    Sow generously and you will reap generously.
     
    If life deals you lemons then make lemonade.  If it deals you tomatoes, then make Bloody Mary's.
     
    Weed em and reap.
     
    God blesses my garden, but he doesnt weed it.  ( My personal favorite.)
     
    Chinese Proverb;  Man who eats too many prunes get good run for his money. 
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