Garden Humour (Hortus facetiae). The aphids are coming, the aphids are coming
    My Favourite Garden Movie is . . .

    Day of the Triffids . . . meteor blinds people and turns experimental plants into man eaters. . . Jill, Louise, Dibble
    Saving Grace . . . about a brit who after being left with a mountain of bills by a spouse who kills himself, decides to raise money by cultivating an alternative crop instead of her usual orchids. Lets just say she really brings light to her neighbourhood. . . . Bonnie the Plant Lady
    Green Fingers . . .  rehabilitating black thumb jailbirds -- they make it to the Chelsea Flower Show . . . Dibble
    Broken Blossoms (1919) w/Richard Barthelmess (for real!)
    Lilac Time (1928) w/Colleen Moore
    Tumbleweeds (1925) w/Wm. Short 
    The Corn is Green w/Bette Davis, I believe
    Children of the Corn (1984) thru coc5, I think.
    The Scarlet Pimpernel
    Midnight in the Garden
    . . . Ellen
    Edward Scissorhands
    . . . Shauna
    Jack and the Beanstalk
    . . . Dibble
    The Seeds of Evil
    (1974) - 92 yucky minutes (Formerly known as "The Gardener")
    Category -- Horror/Suspense -- Rated R
    Director -- James H. Kay
    Garden Plot -- A mysterious gardener possesses the ability to turn himself into a tree and feeds all of his plants every bit of human flesh he can wrap his roots around! But guess what? The plants thrive on it. Makes you wanna take up a different hobby ... other than gardening. This is one of the YUCKIEST movies ever made! I'll stick with compost!
    Over-Rated @ 1 1/2 stars
    . . . Arlene
    The Man Who Planted Trees is a half hour movie I saw once on public television. It is the story of a man in France who spends the later part of his life in a rather desolate area that he practically single-handedly transforms into lush habitable land through the planting of trees. It is narrated by Christopher Plummer and has beautiful coloured line drawings. I think it is originally based on a short story and is simply marvellous.
    . . . Maggie
    The Grapes of Wrath A great movie about a migrant worker family - Steinbeck classic.
    . . . Sharon
    Tarzan Coming this June (rreally) Disney's version featuring everything you want to know about tropical plants, also 101 uses for various species of vines.
    . . . Sandy
    Monty Python and The Holy Grail.   There is long discussion between "King Arthur" and "The Knights of Ni" about shrubbery. . . . Angela
    Nature Perfected: The Story of the Garden . . . covers the history of the garden from the Roman times to the present.
    . . . Theressa
    Fried Green Tomatoes
    Willow
    Wind in the Willows
    What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
    The Purple Rose of Cairo (think this was one of Woody's, before the
    daughter came in to the picture as Mia was in this one.)
    The Drowning Pool (1975 Paul Newman  & Joanne Woodward)
    Reefer Madness (hey, hemp is a cash crop in some countries!!)
    Mr. Bean Mr. Bean?
    It (made me think of the weed growing my garden -- I HATE it!!!) (Stephen King movie)
    Return of the Killer Tomatoes
    How Green Was My Valley
    A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
    Milagro Bean Field War (?)
    Judge Roy Bean (couldn't resist)
    The Secret Garden
    The Hanging Garden
    Flower Drum Song
    The Rose
    Cactus Flower
    Name of the Rose
    Inside Daisy Clover (ooooo, a double one)
    The Black Orchid
    . . . Karen
    Little Shop of Horrors  Poor Seymour adopts a man-eating plant he names Audrey and has to turn to capital crime to keep it healthy (well at least blood is an organic fertilizer). 
    . . .  Cami, Jill, Shirley, Gardenmaid, Eileen, John, Elizabeth, Louise, Andrew
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind  . . . if Richard Dreyfuss hadn't thrown his entire evergreen and rock garden into the kitchen window and played with his mashed potatoes, he would never have found the mountain where the aliens landed.
    . . . Jill
    Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the original black and white not the new one) where people come out of big pods.
    . . . Andrew, Zhanataya
    Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
    . . . Saladhead, Anna, Lee
    Jean de Florrette and Manon of the Spring -- one of the main characters ( Daniel Auteiul)  decides to grow carnations -- a whole field of them. Not much as a garden, but it is his passion and  an important point of the story.
    Dennis the Menace -- Mr. Wilson has grown a very unique plant for a long time  and is waiting to see its first  bloom ( plant only blooms once in a very long time). There is a scene with a viewing party where al his garden club friends come to watch the big event  -- in the evening, of course.
    The Hand that Rocks the Cradle -- If I remember correctly, the lady of the house owns a greenhouse, and she putters around there.  Can't remember what she was growing there, but do remember the climax within those glass walls -- something like the shower in Psycho....
    Green Card -- Allie MacDowell is a botanist, and she lives in an apartment with a green-room -- many green plants. I think she even tries to teach Gerard Depardieu how to plant something....
    Alice in Wonderland (Walt Disney's) -- how can we forget those rosebushes in the Queen of Red Hearts'  garden? and those other talking flowers -- were those tulips or daisies?
    Fantasia -- Can never forget the scene with the dancing flowers 
    . . . must have been some kind of garden!!
    My Fair Lady -- all those flowers at the flower market in London
    Cold Comfort Farm -- Being a farm, what would one expect?  Well, the characters are very strange, and the only one who we really see planting anything is the city cousin,  Flora Post (Kate Beckinsdale) . . . she is actually on her knees on the dirt, digging and planting. The results are beautiful -- and so is the movie.
    Karate Kid movies with Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita), the karate master and his bonsai culture? I can't remember in which one of them where we see him take his mentee looking for specimen trees in the hills of
    California, and later we see him teaching the latter how to shape the
    trees -- loved those movies --especially the part where we get to see Mr. Miyagi's Japanese styled house and garden. 
    Emma by A&E, starring Kate Beckinsale and Mark Strong ( not Gwyneth Paltrow!!) There is a scene where M. Strong , who is wealthy and owns a great many things including a huge strawberry garden, invites his lady friends to pick strawberries  when they are at the peak of perfection. Now that is one way to pick strawberries-- with cushions beneath your knees and servants to hold your fruit for you in pretty little baskets
    . . . Lee
    Batman and Robin - the venomous Poison Ivy and her man eating plants challenge the dynamic duo . . . Jill
    A New Leaf  I think this is the title - a wonderful movie with Walter
    Matheau as a rich playboy who goes broke and decides to marry a meek & mild but wealthy botanist for her money, and then kill her. But he can't go through with it, and falls in love with her after she names a plant after him. 
    . . . Gayle
    Does the "Poddington Peas" count ??  (Is this a movie?)
    . . . Steve
    Days of Heaven . . . love story set against the midwestern wheat harvests at turn of the century. Scenery is spectacular. Jill
    Lady Chatterley's Lover
    . . . Shauna
    Waterworld (gardening was #1 priority)
    . . . Saladhead
    The Secret Garden:  Orphaned Mary discovers her dead aunts secret garden and brings it back to life and with it brings life back to the household of her Uncle Archibald.
    . . . Cami, Jean, Sonya, Saladhead, Jill, Tony
    Beauty & The Beast . . . Disney's animated movie about an enchanted prince/beast who must win the love of the girl Belle and save a single rose from dying in order to break the spell.
    . . . Jill
    So Big  starring Jane Wyman who  goes to the country to teach and marries the son of the truck gardener she boards with -- in one scene she remarks that a field of cabbages is beautiful and this remark is met with hilarity - she eventually takes over the garden and becomes very successful.
    . . . Delta
    Gardens of Stone  (very sad movie) 
    Gone With The Wind . . . Civil War epic.  Great scenes of cotton fields, and of Scarlet reclaiming the land after the war.
    . . . Jill
    On Golden Pond
    . . . Saladhead
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Return of the Killer Tomatoes) . . . mad scientist turns tomatoes into people and people into tomatoes.
    . . . Gail, Jill, Saladhead, Thomas, Melissa, Andrew 
    Soylent Green (Soilent green)
    . . . Anna
    Keeping Up Appearances . . . (British TV Sitcom) - pretentious Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet) tries to make more of her social standing than she actually is.  Including making her husband garden with a tie in case the neighbours see him, and admonishing him if her roses are smaller than her neighbours, or if a leaf so much as litters her sidewalk. . . . Jill
    Being There . . . the story of a gardener who became president
    played by Peter Sellers. Peter plays Chauncey the gardener who gardens on the rooftop and only knows of his flowers and nothing of the outside world .
    . . . Barbara, Bry and Cat
    Howard's End . . . which highlights gorgeous English countryside gardening.
    . . . Barbara
    Tale of the Crimson Flower
    . . . Lizzy
    The Adams Family  has Cleopatra the man eating plant.
    Where the Lilies Bloom starring Harvey Dean Stanton. The family picks wildflowers and herbs to get their medicine.
    . . . Bry and Cat 
    Steel Magnolias - revolves around the lives of women in a small Louisiana town.  Lots of local flora/fauna.
    . . . Jill
    In The Garden, where I feel Forever young, Forever free, it's Shady and there's The Scent of the Green Papaya. Rhubarb and Rosemary are Running Wild. Ladybugs are everywhere. There was an incident with The Lawnmower man and James and the Giant Peach. He reduced it to Juice, but we are Friends now because he built The Scarecrow for The Birds. Send Me No Flowers; I
    have a Bed of Roses. Down by the Dune, where the Wild things grow, The Corn is Green, but amongst the Poison Ivy one can sometimes see Snake Eyes.  On a Day in October I took Alfie to see The Apple. However he screamed, "Antz.  It's an Invasion. They're Hard to Kill. Call The Exterminator," and slipped on The Green Slime, was soon Gone With the Wind and hasn't made a
    Return to Eden.
    . . . Beryl
    Audrey Hepburn's series on the "Gardens of the World" Barbara, . . . Lizzy
    James and the Giant Peach.
    . . .  Bernard
    Bed of Roses: Starring Christian Slater as a very romantic florist with a wonderful roof top garden.
    . . . Cami
    Edwin? Once on PBS I saw a program with Alec Guinness. Alec Guinness plays a Judge. He and his wife of many years are awaiting a visit from his son, Edwin (who is never seen in the play). They have a lifelong neighbour and friend who visits almost daily. The Judge suspects him of having an affair with his wife. (He once saw two shadows kissing in the greenhouse while she was tending her plants. He always thought her a faithful wife. All she did was tend to his needs and her garden. Turns out she WAS having an affair. But not with their best friend.
    It was the GARDNENER!! 
    . . . Bridget
    Much Ado About Nothing Emma Thompson, Kenneth Brannaugh. Set in a GORGEOUS Italian garden (there was a house too, I think...)
    Enchanted April Ditto
    . . . Kathy
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