Garden Humour (Hortus facetiae). The aphids are coming, the aphids are coming
    Exciting Names for Your Garden Club 
    This contest ran in Spring 2003
     The Groundlings Garden Club ~ Shirl
     The International Society of Mad Gardeners ~ Dibble (Join them)
     The Dirt Movers Garden Club ~ Gneville
    The Rake and Bake Garden and Cooking Club ~ Bill
     Sheds and Beds Garden Group ~ Simon
     Dibbles-R-Us ~ Angela
     Grow and Mow Lawn Loonies ~ Weedman
     Potters Inc. ~ Alex
     A Bunch of Manure
     Slim Pickins
     Godesses on Their Knees
     Here we Hoe Again
     The Other Side of the Fence Club
     Hi-hoe Hi-hoe it's off to Hoe We Go
     A Bunch of Mad Ones ~ Pat
     The Perennial Slug Hunter Society ~ Dianne
    Tantalizing Tillers 
    Hearts 'N' Spades ~ Lazlo
    The Grateful Deadheaders ~ Cindy
     The Dirty Dozen ~ Shirley
     MudMuckers International (exclusive, for men only). ~ Ellen
     For the women's branch, see below. 
     Soiless Susies International ~ Ellen
     (exclusive, for women tired of cleaning up after MudMuckers members.) 
     Potted Daisies Horticultural Society ~ Ellen
     (for people reliving the 60's and want to get potted again).
     Dirty Planting, Gardening on the Edge ~ Joanne
    Pollen Partners - 
    A parson's positively portrayed persistant preemptory party protocol preventing perilous perculation to perdition.  Pious popular pastor pimping pilloried pops to pinch peak pinnacle of past plight in placid place.  Particular perorate phlegmatic padre provided periodic pagota (or piazza) placed pitch: petitioning pandering patch of pastel (perky primrose, periwinkle, petunia, posy, poppy and phlox produced) perigynous petal patterns, peduncles (pedicels), pistils and potent perfumes, primarily patronized by penitent people - parents packing a papoose and purposefully participating as a post-pair perfidy panacea paragon path to pick-up proverbial pieces.  (Paraphrased and pronounced "PP" - prespicuously phonetic phooey - or pick piddle, perhaps). (repeat ten times, fast) ~ Laszlo
    Editor note: I'm perplexed! I think it's a mission statement.
     Dishing the Dirt  (container garden club) ~ Vicky
     The Passionate Growers Club (short form: PG Club)
     No Parental Guidance required. ~ Perry
     Any Which Way You Can Garden Club ~ Mabel
     We Love to Weed in Bikinis Club
     The Topless Gardeners -- We Weed For Free ~ Pam
     The One Foot Now, Six Feet Later club ~ Heather
     Ready Set Grow Club ~ Debbie
     All Thumbs Garden Club (actual name!) ~ Debbie
     Rooted ~ Jennifer
     Muddy Shoes Crew ~ Heather
     Garden Gurus ~ Priscilla
     The What's Housework Got to do With Gardening Club ~ Ann
     The Organic Manics ~ Annie
     Horticultural Porno Club ~ Sue This refers to the pictures in magazines, like Martha Stewart's, where the gardens are meticulously groomed and everything is matched perfectly and every flower is at its peak - with no dead heading possiblities in sight - no weeds in sight, no cracked pots etc.  Our belief is that one day our gardens will look like these pictures! 
     The Weed Whackers, The Ground Hogs,  Dirtbusters, ~ Chuck
     Dirty Does Un's ~ Hugh
     The Down and Dirty Diggers ~ Joan
     The Mudd Slingers Garden Club ~ Gypsy
     The Trowel Huggers ~ Trish
     Simply the Best Damn Garden Club In the World ~ Melodee
     Bowers of Flowers, Dig This! ~ Ro
     Bloomer Boomers Club ~ Maryann
     Our Gardens-A Little Piece of Heaven ~ Valerie
     Muddy Putters & Potters ~ Deb
     Inspired Gardeners Club ~ Carol
     Happy Planting Club ~ Barabara
     Muddy Road Gardeners ~ Cheryl
     Pucker Up With Our Tulips
     A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To The Potting Shed ~ Lynne
     The Blooming Garden Club ~ Marge
     Dust Busters ~ Jo
     The Diggers Club (can you dig it) ~ Rudy
     The Down and Dirty Gardener ~ Kathie
     It's All Dirt Under the Fingernails, Ground Deep, Bloomers ~ Sue
     The Horticulturally Challenged Club ~ Anne Marie
     The Gardeners of Weedn' ~ Elaine
     Landscapes Of Love 
     Gardening -- A Labor Of Love
     Mining Gardeners Gold
     Gardening With Gusto ~ Ivy
     Dig In Club ~ Beverly
     Flower Plowers
     The Blooming Idiots ~ Chuck
     Dirt Shared Here ~ Emily
     Come Grow With Us Gardening Club ~ Susanne
     The Happy Tillers Garden Club ~ Shirley
     The Dirt Dabblers -- Have Trowel, Will Travel ~ Patricia
     Green Fingers Anonymous ~ Ken
     The Dirty Fingernails Society ~ Sheila
     Can You Dig It ~ Bernadine
     The Ground Hogs ~ Chuck
     North Carolina Daylily Fans ~ Jack
     The Mudslingers ~ Mary
     Come Play in the Dirt With Us Garden Club ~ Katie
     Tree and a turd organic gardening club ~ Pete the Gardener
     Our Pretty Bloomers ~ Dazy
     Pretty Soiled ~ Sheila
     Come Grow With Us ~ Jo-Anne
     Muddy Fingers ~ Valerie Marie
     Dig it! The Earthworms Club ~ Anne
     The Twisted Vines ~ Mary
     The Good Earth Garden Club ~ Margot
     So You Don't Know the First Thing About Plants,eh? ~ Lynne
     Hoe Hoe Hum and a Bottle of Rum Garden Club ~ Karen
     Girl Wackers Gardening Club
     Dirty Girls Garden Club
     The Earthmovers Gardening Club
     Wine and Whine Garden Club
     Sore Knees Garden Club
     Petal Pushers ~ Karen
     Dirty Hoes Garden Club ~ Shauna
     The Potted Weeds Club
     The Oak Branch -- Gardener Fellowship sprouted with care and rooted in tradition. ~ Stephen
    Whispering Weeds ~ Patricia
     Hoe down!
     POT R US Garden Club:  Power of Tilling with Results of Utopian Splendor
     Rainbow Splashes
     Groundbreakers
     The Rake's progress
     Mud 'n' Pot
     Weed, Pot, 'r Stoned, the Legal Way
     Oh, the Terra of It All! ~ Kate
     Hoes, Whackers and Weeds Garden Club ~ Cheryl
     The Garden Party ~ Rosemary
     Gods and Goddesses of Dirt Gardening Club ~ Laurel
     The Grubby Ladies Garden Club ~ Patricia
     To Grow or Not Garden Club~Marg
     Super Scoopers ~ Michelle
     All The Dirt On Gardening, Ma . . . I Grew The Hoe Thing! ~ Monique
     Sow What, Reaping What You Have Sown ~ Louise
     The Clod Hoppers ~ Lisa
     The Crackpot Society of Gardening Enthusiasts ~ Marie
     Dirty Knuckles Garden Club ~ Janet
     The Digger's Den
     Hobson's Hoers (but be sure to pronounce in 2 syllables!) 
     Worms 'r' Us
     Hit the Dirt Club
     The Pass the Shovel Dear, I'm going going in Society ~ Pat
     Finally - NO MORE MOLES!!! ~ David
     Dirt Dwellers
    As the Earth Turns
    Humous Among Us
    Greedy Green Plantophiles
    Titillating Tillers
    Saggy Sowers
    Sod Busters
    Blistered Beauties
    Weedless Wonders ~ Wendy
     Giggling with Gardners Club
     Hole This Gardening Club ~ Garden Fairy
     Multifloral Garden Club
     The Garden Years Club
     The Dirty Bulbs Club
     The Cultivaters Society ~ Sandy
     The Diamond Drill Rock Garden Club ~ Suzanne
     The "Everything Else is Details" Garden Club ~ Linda
     Weeds No More Club
     The Back Acres
     Plant Traders
     Mowers & Sowers
     Seeders & Weeders
     The Flower Powers ~ Pam


     Lovers of Lupins ~ Karen


     Breed and Go Garden Club ~ JG


    Compost a Note ~ Linda


    Garden Gurus ~ Priscilla


    Hearts n Spades
    Tantalizing Tillers ~ Lazlo


    A Scent of Late Bloomers ~ Jean
    See entries from previous contests  here 


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