Robot
Versus Slug
LONDON (Reuters) - For centuries the
humble slug has eaten its way
through the world's vegetable
patches, frustrating farmers and
gardeners alike, but thanks to
British scientists the great plant
muncher is about to be
munched.
Scientists at Britain's
University of West England have
developed the "SlugBot," a
prototype robot capable of hunting
down more than 100 slugs an
hour.
It operates after dark when slugs
are most active and uses their
rotting bodies to generate the
electricity it needs to power
itself.
The SlugBot is the brainchild of
engineers at the university's
Intelligent Autonomous Systems
Laboratory who wanted to build the
world's first fully autonomous
robot.
"Slugs were chosen because they
are a major pest, are reasonably
plentiful, have no hard shell of
skeleton, and are reasonably
large," Dr. Ian Kelly, SlugBot's
creator, said in a
statement.
The 2-foot-high machine uses an
image sensor that beams out red
light to pinpoint the slugs, which
emit a different infra-red
wavelength from worms and
snails.
It then uses a carbon fibre arm
with a three fingered claw grabber
to pick up the slugs and store
them in a tank.
After a hard night of slug
busting, the robot returns home
and unloads its victims into a
fermentation tank. While the
SlugBot recharges, the
fermentation tank turns the slug
sludge into electricity.
But the robot, voted one of the
best inventions of the year by
Time magazine, has attracted some
criticism.
One Time reader called the
invention "reckless" in a letter
to the magazine. "To create robots
that devour flesh is to step over
a line that we would be insane to
cross," he said.
Gardeners were more welcoming.
Adam Pasco, editor of the BBC
Gardener's World magazine, told
the Daily Mail: "Anything that
would prove a fool-proof method of
destroying slugs would be
fantastic."
A spokeswoman for the university
told Reuters on Wednesday there
were no plans to release the
SlugBot on the commercial market.
"It was a proof of concept machine
only," she said.
The news will disappoint
Britain's farmers who spend an
average 20 million pounds a year
trying to eradicate the slimy
creatures.
Reaper Cheater
Gardener on motor mower cheats the
grim reaper (lawn mower)
Sam Jones
Saturday April 23, 2005
The Guardian
To most people, mowing the lawn is
an activity that threatens little
more than boredom and, possibly,
back pain.
But when Vidal Dacosta, 66,
cheerfully climbed aboard his
ride-on mower on Thursday afternoon,
he nearly found himself face-to-face
with a far grimmer reaper.
As he clipped the grass at the back
of his home in the coastal village
of Walcott, Norfolk, he
inadvertently reversed over a 30ft
cliff. Man and machine tumbled over
the edge but, fortunately for
Madeira-born Mr Dacosta, they landed
separately.
Even more fortunately, he escaped
with a few cuts and bruises.
Despite his near-death gardening
experience, Mr Dacosta is planning
to travel to Venezuela next week to
visit his brother and sister whom he
has not seen for 48 years. And he is
determined to remount the mower -
which he has had for only two weeks
- once a few parts are replaced.
Nude
Gardening
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Metro.uk
Naked man
A man has gone on trial
accused of gardening in the
nude.
30-year-old Yan Price appeared
in York Crown Court on
Tuesday, where the court heard
claims that his neighbours
were shocked to see him mowing
the lawn entirely naked.
One neighbour, a young mother,
said: 'I felt intimidated. You
could see everything.'
'She could see the defendant
out in the garden and he
wasn't wearing a stitch of
clothing. He was completely
naked using the lawnmower,'
said Howard Shaw, prosecuting.
Price's neighbours have
complained about him
sunbathing in the nude before,
during an alleged two-year
feud which saw Price given an
Asbo preventing him from
speaking to his neighbours.
He is also charged with
breaching that Asbo.
Price denied the charges of
indecent exposure, claiming
that he had merely been mowing
the lawn wearing a towel when,
as he tried to fix a fault
with the machine, his towel
slipped off.
Strange
but True
COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - A Danish
biotech company has developed a
genetically modified flower that
could help detect land mines and it
hopes to have a prototype ready for
use within a few years.
"We are really excited about
this, even though it's early days.
It has considerable potential,"
Simon Oestergaard, chief executive
of developing company Aresa
Biodetection, told Reuters in an
interview on Tuesday.
The genetically modified weed has
been coded to change color when
its roots come in contact with
nitrogen-dioxide (NO2) evaporating
from explosives buried in soil.
Within three to six weeks from
being sowed over land mine
infested areas the small plant, a
Thale Cress, will turn a warning
red whenever close to a land
mine.
More than a
Beatle? ROBIN
YOUNG AND MICHAEL HORSNELL
At home in
Friar Park, Henley, Oxfordshire,
George Harrison devoted much of
his resources to restoring the
garden. The house was commissioned
in 1896 by a Victorian eccentric
and plant enthusiast, Sir Frank
Crisp, to whom Harrison the former
Beatle dedicated The Ballad of Sir
Frankie Crisp. The centrepiece of
the rock garden had been a 30ft
model of the Matterhorn built from
7,000 tons of Yorkshire
stone.
Crisp
claimed to be a scholar of the
history of gardening and planted
his large collections in plots
designed as replicas of
renaissance and medieval
gardens. Crisp was also famous
for having an unrivalled
collection of garden gnomes,
some of which survived to
feature on the cover of All
Things Must Pass, Harrison’s
first solo album after the
Beatles split.
After
Crisp’s death, the garden had
fallen derelict, his alabaster
topped Matterhorn devoid of
plants. When Harrison bought the
120 room house, an extravagant
piece of Gothic revival
architecture with turrets,
towers and gargoyles, for
£200,000 in 1971, he set about
restoring the 30 acres of
gardens with their network of
subterranean passageways,
waterfalls, lakes and the five
caverns where the gnomes were
displayed.
Surfin in the
shed?
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who
became stuck in his garden shed
while surfing the Internet was
rescued after his online plea for
help was picked up by an American
stranger.
Pranksters bolted Stephen Riley,
from Lancashire, into his shed
while he was using his computer at
about four o'clock in the morning,
the Daily Telegraph said on
Saturday.
No one heard his frantic cries
for help so in desperation he sent
a message to an Internet chat room
asking that anyone out there call
the Lancashire Police.
His plea was picked up by an
Internet user 5,000 miles away in
the United States who called
police -- much to their surprise.
"When the police said they had
been called out from someone in
America, I was amazed," he told
the paper. "It goes to show the
power of the Internet."
Compost Cops
Police
mistake compost bins for thieves
and end up with egg on their
faces
By
Beth Jones
For
the police who smashed their way
into a garden in search of two
fugitives, it was not just a
case of egg on their faces, but
potato peelings, banana skins
and coffee grounds too.
Mistaking
two 3ft compost bins for thieves
on the run, officers forced
their way into the garden and
caused almost £700 worth of
damage.
Thermal-imaging
equipment
on board a police helicopter had
told them that two heat sources
in the undergrowth of a garden
in south London were their
suspected car thieves.
But
once officers had traversed the
trampolines and toys, all they
uncovered were two steaming
piles of rotting vegetable
peelings.
"It
was a complete joke," said Piers
Smith, 41, a father of four and
the owner of the house and
garden in Furzedown.
Wandering
gnome
CAMBRIDGE CP -- When Gnorman the
garden gnome went missing in July,
its owner Myra Plantz figured the
little guy was the victim of vandals
and gone for good. But the garden
ornament returned this weekend,
wearing a shiny new coat of paint
and bearing gifts and photos from a
recent trip that apparently took him
as far away as Cuba.
The gnome's return marked the end
of a light-hearted prank that
included letters and postcards
from the travelling lawn ornament.
"I never thought they'd come back,
never dreamt this until I got the
first letter,'' said Plantz, of
Queenston Road in Cambridge.
The letter said Gnorman -- who
had never had a name before -- was
going to his "gnephew's
gnuptials.'' After that, he was
going on a trip somewhere warm.
Soon after Gnorman disappeared,
the Plantzes got a postcard,
saying he was having fun on his
travels. He had met up with his
old friend Gnewman, the letter
said, and they were both in
Cuba.
When Gnorman reappeared on the
family's front lawn this weekend,
he had a red bag with him,
containing a garter belt, sand and
seashells; a photo album, and one
final letter. And he wasn't alone.
Gnewman, a gnome the Plantzes had
never seen before, was with him.
"We found the souvenirs, then the
album,'' Plantz said.
Plantz said her neighbours have
been curious about the gnome
gnappers.
Everyone wants to know who took
Gnorman.
Brit Kitsch
Among the hallowed relics of the
British Empire facing the dustbin of
history: the garden gnome. Can these
millennial makeovers, now in British
stores, save the wee folk?
- Instead of being posed on
toadstools, some are on micro
scooters.
- A Westminster bookstore has
created gnomes in the likeness
of Tory leader William Hague
(hoisting a pint), Home
Secretary Jack Straw (armed to
squirt weed killer) and PM Tony
Blair (big ears).
- Rather go to Rome than gnome?
One firm has modelled its
puckish ornaments on Russell
Crowe in his gladiator outfit.
Is nothing sacred?
Nude Gardeners
In August 1996 Robert Norton, 73,
was arrested for at
least the 13th time since 1981 on
public nudity charges while out
working
in his yard in Pekin, Ill. And in
Brooksville, Fla., in August,
Carolyn
Sparks, 48, received a citation for
raking topless in her front yard.
(In
November, a jury said her behaviour
did not amount to disorderly
conduct.)
Garden Robot
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Tired of
mowing the lawn? New Zealand
researchers say they have a device
that could make your neighbors green
with envy.
It's a lawnmower operated via the
Internet. The robotic grass cutter
is controlled through a web page
which monitors the mower by a
small camera on the side of a
house. "What our technology allows
us to do is to control lawnmowers
and other robotic devices while
people are away at work," Massey
University's Glen Bright told
Reuters.
The electric mower, smaller and
more compact than a normal mower,
moves in a sequence across the
grass, stopping in places that
require trimming.
It motors out once during the day
and then again at night with the
computer directing its every
move.
The mower should be up and
trimming by the end of the year
and commercially available soon
after that, Bright said. The
device needs physical boundaries
to navigate but by the end of the
year it will be able to
self-navigate and adjust to
different grass heights as well as
carrying out gardening tasks such
as soil testing, he said.
The mower was developed in
collaboration with lawnmower and
chainsaw company Husqvarna, part
of the Sweden-based AB Electrolux
home appliance maker.
More Nude
Gardeners
Women's naked
farming ritual brings rain August
16 2002
Some 200 women
in Nepal who ploughed their fields
naked in a desperate attempt to
bring rain to their
drought-stricken region were
rewarded as the monsoon began
shortly afterwards, a report said
yesterday.
The women
had last week locked their
husbands inside their houses and
then stripped off to till their
fields at midnight in a bid to
appease the Hindu god of rain,
Indra.
The
superstitious women were trying
to bring showers to the far
western Banke district, where
the monsoon had failed to
materialise and farmers had been
unable to plant rice.
Days after
the naked ploughing, it began
raining in western parts of the
country and it seemed the rain
god Indra was finally appeased,
the Nepali-language daily, Nepal
Samacharpatra said.
Local
official Rajesh Kumar Mahato
from the neighbouring Dhangadhi
district told the newspaper some
places in the region had 197mm
of rainfall at the weekend.
The ritual
had worked so well that
excessive rainfall caused roads
to become flooded.
Shadow of
death falls on groundhog.
Wiarton Willie
lying in state after sudden death:
WIARTON, Ont.
(CP) - Children gathered to hear
the word on the weather from their
favourite furry forecaster burst
into tears Tuesday upon news that
Wiarton Willie was dead. The
trusty groundhog died in his sleep
of natural causes Sunday night,
just days before he was expected
to make his annual Groundhog Day
prediction. His death was kept a
secret until Tuesday, when a crowd
of 200 arrived under overcast
skies to hear the annual weather
prognostication from the plucky
rodent.
"We didn’t
really know what to do," said
Sam Brouwer, Wiarton Willie's
caretaker for the past 10 years.
"We were absolutely devastated."
Willie was
lying in state in a pine coffin
for a public viewing this
morning. His paws were crossed,
there were pennies over his
eyelids and he was clutching a
carrot. But Willie didn't die
without making a last weather
prediction. South Bruce
Peninsula Mayor Al Given said
the "spirit" of Willie told him
there would be an early spring.
A wheelbarrow
theft ring?
This sign is
one of three that were posted in
my neighbourhood in November of
2000. As of January 14 it was
still there. I'm guessing the
wheelbarrow fell off a
truck.
Some compost
pile!
Call it a blooming of goodwill. Call
it what you may. But Los Angeles
County officials aren't going to
have Tim Dundon's 40-foot-high
compost heap in Altadena demolished
any time soon.
Local officials have granted a
reprieve to a four-story-high
compost pile in Los Angeles
County. Over the years they have
tried to get the 27-year-old,
40-foot pile of decomposed mulch,
kitchen waste and dung demolished,
but relented last week after a
meeting with the heap’s creator,
Tim Dundon, and his
supporters.
The impressive pile dwarfs Mr.
Dundon’s home in Altadena and
nourishes his beloved one acre
jungle of cactuses, azaleas, and
banana trees, reports the Los
Angeles times. “Everyone in the
community loves this place, and
we're hoping to find a way to keep
it,” said the deputy county
supervisor, Kathryn Barger.
Dundon, an eccentric folk hero in
the Altadena hills, said he was
delighted. "I think everybody sees
the benefits of this super-cosmic
pile being here," he declared
after the meeting. "Pressure from
the public and press is paying
off." Los Angeles Times
Aircraft to
pollinate flowers?
Okendra Singh,
an agriculture graduate, has
entered the Guinness Book of World
Records by growing a skyflower
more than sixty feet (18.3 metres)
tall — three times its normal
height. He used bamboo poles to
support the plant and has been
nurturing it since 1985. Mr. Singh
plans to grow the skyflower to
sixty metres, says Reuters, but
this may cause problems at the
nearby airport.
Nude
Gnomes
BARNSLEY (Reuters) - A man has
covered up his lewd garden gnomes
with painted-on swimwear after
police warned him he faced arrest
for causing public offence.
While most garden gnomes fish or
enact scenes of bucolic
tranquillity, ex-army sergeant
Tony Watson's models in Barnsley,
South Yorkhire, bared their
breasts and buttocks, prompting
complaints from the public.
"It is an offence to display
something that is insulting or
likely to cause distress," a
police spokeswoman said on
Wednesday.
"Although some people view the
gnomes as a bit of harmless fun,
we have to take complaints from
members of the public seriously."
One of the gnomes now sports a
polka-dot bikini, said local
resident John Threlkeld, who
passes the gnomes every day on his
way to work.
Gnome
gnappers?
LILLE, France - Garden gnomes are
disappearing again in France now
that a spoof group idolizing Snow
White and the Seven Dwarves has
resumed its campaign to "liberate"
the statues from flower beds and
well-kept lawns.
The Garden Gnomes Liberation
Front (FLNJ), which
operates seven-member night-time
"commandos" to snatch the gnomes,
has made off with a dozen ceramic
dwarves this week around Dunkirk,
near the Belgian border, residents
say.
The masked raiders declared a
"truce" in January after rounding
up about 30 gnomes in Normandy and
"freeing" them in local forests,
presumably to return to the normal
life of a story-book dwarf.
In each of the latest abductions,
the FLNJ left a message saying:
"Dear Papa, Dear Mama -- I was
happy with you but now I have to
leave you. Signed: your garden
gnome." One message said the FLNJ
wanted to "re-educate" the
dwarves.
Local police said they had not
launched any investigation into
the wave of gnome-snatching
because no owner has come forward
with an official complaint.
Chinese
soldiers turn swords into
ploughshares?
The rake and hoe platoon must be
right behind -- if only.
Bone meal
bonanza!
Researchers at the University of
Arkansas have found that performing
yard work at least once a week
appears to be one of the best ways
to build and maintain healthy bones.
Using a complex method of
statistical analysis, they found
that women aged fifty and over who
worked in the garden and those who
lifted weights had comparable bone
density. The results are considered
important, says The Hartford
Courant, because exercise is an
effective way to prevent the bone
loss disease osteoporosis, many
women at greatest risk have a hard
time choosing and sticking to a
regimen.
Pop the kettle
on, Violet!
Green fingered Lindley woman Violet
Farmary has revealed the secret of
her success. She says the reason she
has been able to grow giant
hydrangeas is tea!
Community minded Mrs Farmary, 66,
looks after the gardens in front of
the maisonettes where she lives in
East Street. And passers-by often
stop to marvel at the massive
hydrangea blooms, in red, pink and
blue. The biggest is 4ft tall, with
a 14.5" flower head.
Mrs Farmary said: "I've been here
36 years, and I started to grow
hydrangeas then. Many people
cannot pass without touching them
and commenting. They are amazing.
I've never seen any others as big.
I look after the gardens for
everyone, as some of the other
residents are elderly. "She added:
"I water them every day and feed
them plant food. I also sprinkle
the tea from old tea bags on to
the soil. A friend gave me the
idea years ago - and it must work
when you look at the results. "I
don't know if other gardeners do
it, but it hits the spot for my
hydrangeas!"
Shaky Shed!
June 21, 2000 Explosion injures 2 in
Belfast garden shed!
BELFAST, Northern Ireland (CNN)
-- A father and son were injured
when an explosion ripped through
the roof of a garden shed in a
staunchly Catholic Belfast
neighbourhood Wednesday. Police
moved in quickly to seal off the
area around the blast, and the two
men, ages 59 and 29, will be
questioned by police. Both men
suffered head injuries.
Northern Ireland's police force,
the Royal Ulster Constabulary,
said it was not yet known whether
the explosion behind a house in
the west Belfast neighbourhood of
Ballymurphy might have been caused
by a gas leak or was related to
"growing" (my quotes) tension
between Northern Ireland's
paramilitaries.
The
Cyber-gardener!
www.myveggiepatch.com offers all the
thrills and spills of cultivating
your very own crop of turnips
without any of the attendant dirt or
hard work. Those with herbaceous
hankerings can log on and order a
personalized vegetable patch,
specifying which vegetables they
wish to grow, and in what quantity.
The patch is then planted at a real
farm in Suffolk, England, allowing
the proud owner to log on at to see
how the crop is doing.
When harvested, the goods are
delivered to your home. The cost?
Up to £995 ($1454) for an organic
patch.
Monster
Mushroom!Tree
killing mushroom is largest living
thing ever found! News-Journal Wire
Services.
Beneath the soil of the Malheur
National Forest in eastern Oregon,
a fungus that has been slowly
weaving its way through the roots
of trees for centuries has become
the largest living organism ever
found.
The Armillaria ostoyae, popularly
known as the honey mushroom,
started from a
single spore too small to see
without a microscope and has been
spreading its black shoestring
filaments called rhizomorphs
through the forest for an
estimated 2,400 years, killing
trees as it grows. It now covers
2,200 acres.
"We ended up having on the
landscape this humongous fungus,"
Tina Dreisbach, a botanist and
mycologist at the U.S. Forest
Service's Pacific Northwest
Research Station in Corvallis,
Ore., said Friday.
In 1992, another Armillaria
ostoyae was found in Washington
state covering 1,500 acres near
Mount Adams, making it the largest
known organism at the time.
"We just decided to go out
looking for one bigger than the
last claim," said Gregory Filip,
associate professor of integrated
forest protection at Oregon State
University and an expert in
Armillaria. "There hasn't been
anything measured with any
scientific technique that has
shown any plant or animal to be
larger than this."
Forest Service scientists are
interested in learning to control
Armillaria because it kills trees,
Filip said, but they also realize
the fungus has served a purpose in
nature for millions of years.
The outline of the giant fungus,
strikingly similar to a mushroom,
stretches 3.5 miles across, and it
extend an average of three feet
into the ground. It covers an area
as big as 1,665 football fields.
No one has estimated its weight.
The discovery came after
Catherine Parks, a scientist at
the Pacific Northwest
Research Station in La Grande,
Ore., in 1998 heard about a big
tree die-off from root rot
in the forest east of Prairie
City, Ore.
Using aerial photos, Parks staked
out an area of dying trees and
collected root
samples from 112.
She identified the fungus through
DNA testing. Then, by comparing
cultures of the fungus grown from
the 112 samples, she determined
that 61 were from the same
organism, meaning a single fungus
had grown bigger than anything
anyone had ever described before.
On the surface, the only evidence
of the fungus are clumps of golden
mushrooms that pop up in the fall
with the rain.
"They are edible, but they don't
taste the best," said Dreisbach.
"I would put lots of butter and
garlic on them."
Digging into the roots of an
affected tree, something that
looks like white latex paint can
be seen. These are mats of
mycelium, which draw water and
carbohydrates from the tree to
feed the fungus and interfere with
the tree's absorption of water and
nutrients.
The long rhizomorphs that stretch
as much as 10 feet into the soil
invade tree roots through a
combination of pressure and enzyme
action.
The huge size of the fungus may
be related to the dry climate in
eastern Oregon,
Dreisbach said Friday. Spores have
a hard time establishing new
organisms, making room for the
old-timers to spread.
Landmark Shed
A Warwickshire man has angered some
of his neighbours by building an
elevated shed next to his
house.
Richard Cox had to move his
garden shed, which was originally
in his front garden, after his
neighbours in Binton
complained.
He found a solution by moving it
to the side of the house and
placing it on a 1.4-metre-high
platform.
The planning section of
Stratford-on-Avon District Council
said the front-garden location
broke regulations, but the side
location did not.
Mr Cox said the only other
possible location on his property
was on the other side of a grass
strip that becomes water-logged in
winter.
Neighbour Dennis Ackerman is one
local resident who sees some
humour in the situation, saying
the shed is a great
landmark.
"What I do find is I can tell
people who are coming to visit me:
'Look for the high-rise shed. I am
next door!'"
The council said the current
location is perfectly legal, so
there is nothing that can be done
to remove it.
Council spokesman Mark Lepkowski
said the planners were not too
keen to discuss the issue, as it
might attract attention to an
unusual location for garden
sheds.
The shed is legal as long as it
is not in the front garden and is
not more than four metres high, he
said.
Monster Hedge
LONDON (Reuters) - Monster fir trees
dubbed "the scourge of suburban
Britain" may be cut down to size
under plans to ban towering garden
hedges.
Parliament will be asked Wednesday
to back plans to outlaw oversized
Leylandii trees, which have provoked
scores of disputes between
neighbors.
Legislator Stephen Pound wants
the law changed to allow people to
apply to their local council to
have hedges cut down to size.
"It is something the government
is supporting," a spokeswoman for
the Labor member of parliament
told Reuters. "It looks likely
that it will go through."
If it becomes law, the High
Hedges Bill would enable local
authorities to take a chainsaw to
problem hedges if mediation
between neighbors fails.
Cheap and fast-growing, Leylandii
can reach 12 meters -- bringing
privacy to those who plant them,
but often angering their
neighbors.
In one high profile case, a
middle-aged couple in eastern
England were jailed for 28 days in
August after cutting down their
neighbors' hedge.
Campaigners who say the "green
giants" block light, bring down
property prices and destroy views,
welcomed the planned change to the
law.
"We are delighted that at last
there's some sign the government
is keeping to a promise it made
three and a half years ago,"
Michael Jones, founder of
Hedgeline, a group which campaigns
against Leylandii, told Reuters.
Bill and Ben,
the original clones
BEN the Flowerpot Man is back, safe
and sound after surviving a watery
ordeal.
The full-size figure -- made out
of plastic flowerpots and rope --
is a firm favourite with toddlers
attending the Elm House Nursery at
Huddersfield University. The
youngsters were upset when Ben
went missing from his spot,
fastened to a fence in the nursery
garden on the Queensgate campus.
Staff were puzzled by the theft -
especially as whoever took Ben
didn't bother "kidnapping" his
companion, Tin Lizzie, a character
made out of old drink cans.
But a university lecturer
yesterday saw Ben floating in the
canal alongside the university at
Firth Street.
Nursery manager Nicoletta
Impagliazzo said: "Ben was made by
the husband of one of the nursery
staff and has been in the garden
about two years.
He seems no worse for his ducking
in the canal."
Stow the Mower
MAN FACES CHARGES FOR CUTTING LAWN
(Connecticut) - A city man who
allegedly cut a neighbor's lawn
because he thought it was an eyesore
was charged with trespassing, police
said.
Ken Costello, 49, was charged on
a warrant with first-degree
criminal trespass concerning a
recent incident in which the owner
of an Opal Street business
complained that someone trimmed
his trees and cut his grass
without permission.
The property owner reported to
police that he suspected Costello,
who operates an adjacent business,
had completed the unauthorized
landscaping, the arrest warrant
affidavit says. Costello had been
told to stay off the property that
he entered to cut the grass,
police said.
When police questioned Costello,
he denied cutting trees but
admitted he had cut the grass,
saying he did so because "he
thought it was an eyesore," the
warrant affidavit says.
Sexy
Garden
BERLIN (Reuters) - Human sperm
become excited when exposed to the
scent of lily of the valley,
doubling their speed and homing in
on the aroma, a German scientist
said on Wednesday.
Hans Hatt, a biology professor at
Ruhr University in Bochum, said
knowledge about a newly discovered
odor receptor on the sperm's
surface could enable researchers
to devise alternative
contraception methods or ways to
boost fertility.
"This is the first time sperm has
been shown to respond to smell,"
Hatt, who said the findings came
after three years of study, told
Reuters. "The application of the
substances in a salve to the
vaginal area could raise the
chance of conceiving."
He said receptors in the sperm's
membranes are attracted to two
chemical compounds, cyclamal and
bourgeonal, used in the cosmetics
industry to imitate the plant's
smell.
Another compound, undecanal, was
found to block the attraction and
could be used for contraceptive
ends, he added.
Whistling
Carrots
In 2002 the British supermarket
chain Tesco, as an April fool's
joke, published an advertisement in
The Sun announcing the successful
development of a genetically
modified 'whistling carrot.' The ad
explained that the carrots had been
specially engineered to grow with
tapered airholes in their side. When
fully cooked, these airholes caused
the vegetable to whistle.
Deadly Hedge (definitely not
amusing)
Police guard injured neighbour after
fatal shooting
A man remains under police guard
in hospital after his neighbour,
said to have been involved in a
long-running dispute over a garden
hedge, was shot dead.
George Wilson, 66, was found with
bullet wounds at his home on
Friday
afternoon, and died shortly after
being taken to hospital.
His 52-year-old
next-door-neighbour was later
discovered injured and
was also taken to hospital.
As police forensic officers
continue to search the area,
neighbours say the pair had a
dispute over a hedge which ran
along the border between the front
gardens of their homes, in Webster
Close, Lincoln, UK.
One neighbour, who did not want
to be named, said Mr Wilson, who
he had known all his life, had
been involved in several arguments
over his garden hedge.
Michael Green, 48, who lives only
a few doors from Mr Wilson's home,
said police asked him to leave his
house yesterday and stand at the
end of the street while the
incident was sorted out.
The shooting is believed to have
happened at about 3.30pm. At
6.45pm police discovered the
second man, who was also injured.
He was taken to an undisclosed
hospital, but the extent and
nature of his injuries has not
been disclosed.
Scene of crime officers are
expected to remain in the street
over the
weekend and uniformed officers are
carrying out house-to-house
inquiries.
A police spokesman said: "The
52-year-old man who was taken to
hospital yesterday is under arrest
and with a police guard. For
operational reasons we still don't
wish to disclose which hospital he
is being treated at or the nature
of his injuries.
"However his injuries are not
thought to be life-threatening. He
will be questioned as soon as he
is discharged from hospital. We
don't know when that will be."
Villagers
Baffled by Gnome Attack
Villagers were baffled when they
awoke to find their homes invaded by
garden gnomes.
The fourteen home-owners couldn't
believe their eyes when they saw
there lawns covered with the
statuettes
Dopey pranksters have been blamed
for the incident, which left
residents mystified as to who
brought them into Brattleby,
Lincolnshire.
The gnomes - normally a target
for burglars who swipe them from
gardens - were unwelcome visitors
to the conservation village,
claims one man.
Neighbourhood Watch co-ordinator
Mike Spencer said he awoke on
Tuesday morning to see one of the
gnomes in the garden.
The 59-year-old chairman of
Brattleby parish council said: "It
is a bit of a mystery. It is such
an odd thing to happen.
"The people down the far end of
the village say our end is the
posh end and I have a sneaking
suspicion it is someone from the
other end of the village.
"I absolutely detest gnomes and
the majority of people living in
the big houses would not want
gnomes in their gardens either."
He said he had collected up a
number of the little men and
hidden them in his garage but he
said everyone had taken the prank
light-heartedly.
Extinct Fruits
With names such as the Hens' Turds
apple and the Bloody Bastard pear it
is perhaps little wonder that
ancient varieties of British fruit
are struggling to survive.
But a rescue project by the
Environment Agency is saving some
of the more colourful elements of
our fruit-growing heritage from
extinction.
Some names verge on poetry -
Gilliflower of Gloucester, a
dessert apple found in the Saul
area; Port Wine Pippin and
Arlingham Schoolboys, named after
a village whose last tree died in
the late 1990s.
Other varieties, however, owe
their names to rather saltier
language.
The Shit Smock plum derives its
sobriquet from the unpleasant
after-effects of over-indulging on
the small, green fruit.
Scarcely more appealing are the
Hens' Turds or the Bloody Bastard,
the origins of which been lost in
the mists of time. All the apples
are deemed to be critically
endangered, growing in fewer than
10 sites.
Naked Gnomes
Cover Up
By Paul Stokes
A former Army sergeant has been
threatened with arrest after a
complaint that his five garden
gnomes were too cheeky.
A police officer in Barnsley, S
Yorks, told Tony Watson, 41, that
he could be reported under the
Public Order Offences Act and the
two-feet-tall ornaments
confiscated unless he removed
them. His collection includes one
peeing in a bucket, a female gnome
fully exposed and another
revealing her breasts. Mr Watson,
a builder's labourer, has now
concealed the offending areas with
plaster and paint.
Willow
Thief Foiled
Oct 1 2004 Huddersfield Daily
Examiner
A MAN battled with a teenager he
caught stealing his weeping willow
tree. The man, in his 30s, looked
out of his window and saw three
youths in his garden on The
Ridgeways, Linthwaite, just after
10pm last night. One was uprooting
the tree and others were digging up
plants and damaging wooden
trestling. He wrestled with one of
the thieves and they all fled
empty-handed after throwing things
at the victim. All the youths are
aged 15 to 17. One is 5ft 9in tall,
with a thin face and square jaw. He
wore a white baseball cap with red
and blue on it and a dark, Gortex-
style jacket with a small white
motif on the front. His two
accomplices wore hooded tops.
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