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    Unlikely Garden Books

    The Rocky Horror Garden Book  Dibble
    Composting Road Kill for Dummies  Martha
    Do it Yourself  Plant Genetics  Edgar
    The Limping Snail Shirl
    Building a Sushi Pond Sonya
    Slugs, Aphids, and Weevils -- The Axis of Evil Dubya
    Poison Veggies and Their Lookalikes Wilbur
    Benson and Hedges Troy
    Verticillium Wilt: Can Viagra Help? Cathy
    High Heeled Gardening Susan
    Weed it and Reap Shelley
    Beatle Maniac Olga
    Gardening -- Just Another Day at the Plant Tom
    America Held Hosta Jennifer
    An Idiot's Guide to Weed Pruning Shirley
    Stomping Through The Tulips Jane
    Compost: It isn't just for Breakfast anymore
    Why Snails Don't eat Weeds
    Clean Reputations
    Sow bugs . . . the Untold Story
    Sharon
    Earth Worm's Are Easy John
    As The Worm Turns Peggy
    Weeds R Us
    The No-Work Garden: How to Pave your Yard
    Judy
    Sitting in the Garden
    The Real Dirt
    Marg
    How to Grow the Perfect Self Set Salad Robert
    Take Your Green Thumb and Shove It Terry
    How to Grow it in the Dark
    What? Me Garden
    A to B in Gardening
    Wayne
    A Fistfull of Singing Nettles
    Dangers of Weeding in the Dark 
    The Naked Gardener
    Useful Ideas When a Helping Hand is Needed
    The Language of Flowers: 101 expressions to use when your mate "weeded" your flowerbed.
    Shelby
    Raising Slugs for Fun and Profit
    The Beginner's Guide to Window Box Christmas Tree Farming
    Osama binLaden's Guide to Gardening on the Run
    My Friend Kudzu (an Okra Winfrey Book-of-the-Month selection)
    The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Fence, Especially When You Live Next to a Georgia Crematorium.
    David
    How to Get a Dirty Finger Beth
    How to Raise and Protect Tomato Hornworms Linda
    Grown with the Wind Laurel
    The Mulch Maniac
    The Gay Gardener
    Lunitune  Planter
    Dirty Gardener 
    Crazy weeder 
    Lucette 
    Inert Matter - What are we REALLY planting?
    Cudzu Arts and Crafts (Really!)
    The Black Thumb Guide to Composting
    Composting:  The real scoop!
    The Greenhouse or Madhouse?
    Secret Sanctuary: Hidden Niche Gardens
    Hoitytoity-culture
    Garden Illusions - Dead or Alive?
    Sanctuary! or Hideout?
    Bedboard Benches and Bucket Gardens
    Libby
    Funky Foliage Where Fairies Frolic Judith
    I Know What Your Tomatoes Did Last Summer. Nothing!!! Kathleen
    Farewell My Lovage
    As the Worm Turns
    Nina
    Don't throw in the trowel! A Gardener's Guide to Compost Marie
    The Restrained Mint Patricia
    Botanical Nomenclature of the Family Ranunculaceae For Dummies Donna
    Dr. Frankenstein's Handy Book of Grafting Suzanne
    Ortho's How to Keep Nature Out of Your Garden
    Good Neighbor Hedging: Pyracantha, Roses & Berries
    Vickie
    Twelve Step Program for curing Anal Retentaive Belief that a Weed Free Lawn is Important Jack
    The Plump Tomato Diet  Chris 
    The Beginners' Guide to Stealing Compost
    Edible Cow Compost
    Fire Ants and Calente Peppers -- Hot Time in the Garden
    Clamidia is not a Flower! Slugs Au Jus
    Exciting Uses for Pond Sludge and other gardening hints
    Deadly Beauties -- Time to Say Good-Bye
    Libby
    Gardening for Wildlife; How to Encourage Whitetail Deer into Your Gardens Vicki
    Underground and Cavern Gardens for Sun Worshippers Rose
    What You Always Wanted to Know About Slugs But Were Afraid to Ask Carol
    Sage Advice of an Underground Coffee-grounds Thief 
    (key ingredients of a thriving compost heap)
    Carolyn
    How to Make Your Garden More Attractive (and tasty) to Deer
    Chapter Headings include:
    Roses, Tastier varieties for 2003
    Herbal Happiness, Exotic pleasures for spicing up the tulips
    Fences, Can yours be jumped?
    Paths, Convenience or hard on the hoofs?
    Jenn
    How to Attract Slugs to the Veggie Garden Theo 
    Cornucopia Composting Cookbook
    Where one can find that delectable delight, Tea for Tulips and more . . .
    Lee
    How to produce produce when it's raining cats & dogs Sunny
    How to Mud Wrassle with Weeds and Win
    A Gardeners Guide to Edible Weeds and not so Edible Weeds
    Sharon
    Dibble's Delight & Delicacies Sue
    Growing Rocks for Fun & Prophets Douglas
    A Cat's Eye View of Your Garden By J.R. SneakyToes
    Photos by Sir Reggie PoopsAlot, Q.C.
    Ellen
    How to Kill Your Zucchini (For the Gardener who can't even give it away) Jennifer
    The Natural Weed Garden - It's a Good Thing! by Martha Stewart Vicky
    My Life in the Trenches by Morie "D" Mole
    Pour One-Drink Two: Gardening With Beer
    Tami
    The World Secret to Physics of Planting Stu
    Gardening by Moonlight, Author: Morticia Adams; 
      Add romance to your cultivation skills, 
      How to keep from going bats, 
      Fun phosphorescenct fungi, 
      Thorns and other cultivar varieties, 
      Managing lycanthropy, 
      Pale skincare - moonscreens,
      Moonlighting as a gardener . . .
    Laszlo 
    101 Ways to Prop up Peonies and Delphinium Marilyn
    Compost Goes Under the Mulch: 
    How to Fertilize a Well-mulched Garden
    Heather
    The Wisdom of Weeds Heather
    How I Lost My Toe and Other Garden Tool Mishaps
    by Gard N. Hoe
    Emily 
    Weed Wacking Made Easy Elaine
    To Hail and Back: Gardening in Calgary Barb
    The Galloping Gopher Lynda
    My Fingers are Red, My Roses are Blue . . .When You Mow Your Lawn, Please Do Mine Too Haley
    Let it Rot John
    The Hack & Whack Guide to Effective Gardening
    The Slash & Burn Encyclopedia of Weed Control
    American Bamboo as a Military Tactic
    Timothy
    Weeds 'R' Us!
    Blooming Power
    Scarecrow Junkie
    Margot
    What to do When Your Neighbors Think YOU'RE the First Sign of Spring
    Frost: A Gardeners Best Friend
    How to Convert Non-gardeners, Including Your Mate
    Help for Those Who Won't Come in out of the Rain
    Marilyn
    Unusual Savories From Your Backyard Garden Lisa
    The Liberated Gnome's Rough Guide to Gardens of the World 
    Essential Stillwater Fishing for Gnomes
    Naughty Gnomes Who's Who 2002
    Tom
    Garden "Till" It Hurts!
    How To Garden In Your Own Back Yard.
    Weeds Can Be Our Friends.
    Compost SO Good You Can Eat It!
    Peg
    Badabing-BadaBeans by Tony Sprout Soprano
    I Love What You've Done with Your Compost by S.Hitz with Forward by R.Otten
    Pat
    The Many Plants I've Known (and Killed)
    I Give Up! The Suspenseful Drama of My Failures in Gardening
    The Vole Gardener's Little Helper
    The Couch Potato's Guide to Gardening - The Slob Way
    Chapters Include:
    Weeds - Why Bother?
    Yippee, It's Raining -- There's a Game on Anyhow
    How Cool it Would Be to Grow Beer
    Moving it all Outside -- LazyBoy, Cooler, and Extension Cord
    Elizabeth
    From Garden Rot to Garden Riches Liz
    Groundforce Comes to the Artic Circle
    How to Poison Slugs with Weeds
    Diarmuid Gavin's Guide to Subtle Garden Design.
    Gertude Jekyll's Guide to Decking
    Sue
    Fertilize with Cats
    Earwig Protein Stew - Summer Ripe for the Harvest
    Carol
    Lord of the Squirrels Elaine
    Nuclear Gardening -- Making Radiation Work for You 
    . . . and the sequel (published posthumously) . . . 
    Pest Control For Very Large Insects
    Suzanne
    365 Ways to Attract Tent Caterpillars to Your Garden
    The Earwig Friendly Flower Garden
    Sherlock Holmes Investigates The Missing Compost
    An Illustrated Analysis of Uncomposted Manure 
    The Case of the Missing Lettuce Leaves
    How to Attract squirrels to your Spring Bulb Garden
    Hostas, Slugs, and the Neighbourhood Skunk
    Ruth
    The Aphid Garden - How to Attract These Red Wonders Serena
    I am a mad gardener - I harvest the rocks planted by my contracter . . . Cheryl
    Garden Maniac Dianne
    Hey! Look! No Slugs!!! Janet
    As our stomach rumbles . . . Gardening Tips for beginners . . .
    1000 ways to loose weight.
    Donna
    How to Create an Attractive Garden for Vermin. Shelly
    Cuteness Defined: The Art of Attracting and Pleasing Japanese Beetles Valerie
    Stunning Gardening Action
    Where Have All The Flowers Gone?
    Barry
    How I Grew Outdoor Tomatoes in January in Oklahoma Danny
    Weeds I have learned to love Deanna
    Fire Ants: the Beloved Pet
    The Five Little Weeds and How They Grew
    Luring Slugs into Your Garden
    The Joys of Drought
    Pat
    How to weed thistles in the nude Maurice
    Weeds:  Tips & Tricks to get these elusive plants to grow! Shannon
    Plotting in the Garden Betty
    The Do's and Dont's of Teaching Squirrels to Pull Weeds Jan
    Horsetails and Other Prehistoric Beasts
    Undercover
    Cynthia
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