Rumour has it that Frank (pictured on the right) is defecting to their arch-enemy City Church.

 Sadly, record sales dropped sharply after the alter boy incident...

 After damaging his vocal cords, Tino's career surged when he got to play Fez on That 70's show.

 Her old stuff was classic, but her new stuff is just too commercial.

 Jim turned out fine considering he was raised by a family of walruses.

 Dave was devastated when his crotch really did get Zapped by his turntable's frayed power cord.

 Just five guys EXTREMELY comfortable with their sexuality.

 Ahhh... a rose by another other name..... Rumour has it she's trying to revive her career by doing a spread in Playboy.

 The Christian Crusaders used to have 5 members before Chet (on the left) turned to cannibalism.

 Wally's mom must be the happiest mom in the world. Good to see Beaver's older brother made the big time.

 If you want your party to absolutely ROCK, then invite Freddie. He's always the life of the party!

 These guys are also comfortable with their sexuality, just not as much as Orleans. Sadly their manager, Zena Warrior Princess, left them to purse acting.

 "I am German, hear me roar! Achtung! The first fan to guess my sex, wins these roses! We have vays of making you listen to this record!"

 After being dumped by Barbie, and losing out to Lee Majors for the role of the 6 Million Dollar man, Ken started singing the blues.... by a dimly lit dumpster behind a Kmart.

 Not known to many, but the Cooper Family became filthy rich when they rode the dot com boom with their website HandMeDowns.com

 Momma McKeithew successfully smuggled 3 pounds of plutonium out of the former soviet union in her hairdo.

 The two girls on the right look like the last two responses I got to my online personal ad. We didn't have much in common but I'm sure they're good with their hands....