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Faux French Valentines Meal

(for one)

Buy:
For one >>> small 375 ml bottle of Chateau Des Charmes Cabernet Sauvignon
If you must eat with someone >>> at least one bottle of something Australian.

  • small carton of 35% cream
  • 3 potatoes
  • prepared salad & dressing
  • $4.60 worth of pork tenderloin
  • 1 tomato
  • cooking onions, (the 69 cents pak)
  • buter or margarine
  • buns from the bin

Do:

Open bottle of wine, (the 375 ml bottle has a screw cap)
Clean potatoes, cut in half and put in a pot with 2 inches of water. Place on stove, high heat to get water to boil.
Peel and slice one onion. Cut up half a tomatoe into small wedges
Drag out your heaviest frypan. Add a little oil and put on med-high heat.
Cut tenderloin into medallions --- doesn't that sound exotic? - medallions (half inch slices)
Turn down potatoes, (simmer on low heat for 25 minutes)
Sear both sides of medallions. Add 1/3 cup water and as much wine as you won't want to drink.
Sprinkle salt and pepper over it and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer until the potatoes are done.
Meanwhile, simmer onions and tomatoe pieces in a small saucepan, (very low heat).

Now relax a little, Start eating the salad and begin drinking.

When the magic 25 minutes are up, turn off the heat to the potatoes, drain and set aside.
Uncover the medallions. Add the limp onions/tomatoes and about 1/3 cup cream. Simmer until the sauce starts to thicken, (about 10 minutes).

You're done!

Eat

If you're alone >>> do dishes, walk to Tim Hortons and write a letter to someone you love.
Come home, throw letter in garbage, and climb under the covers.
If you're not >>> Well, It's valentine's day.

e-mail me if you have any (cooking) problems.

For the next morning, try this.

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